Well, what'd you bring us?
What I bring you? What I bring you? I tell you what I bring you
The first Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party
A boiled potato topped with dillweed
The second Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party
Two steamed pierogies
What's a pierogi?
It's a dough, wrapped around meat
Oh
And a boiled potato topped with dillweed
The third Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party
Three simmered gwumpkies
What's a gwumpkey?
It's a cabbage wrapped around meat
Oh
Two steamed pierogies
And a boiled potato topped with dillweed
The fourth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party
Four baked paprikas
Now, what is a paprika?
It's a bell pepper stuffed with meat
I see
Three simmered gwumpkies
Two steamed pierogis
And a boiled potato topped with dillweed
The fifth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party
Five smoked kielbasas!
What's a kielbasa?
It's pretty much just meat
Oh
Four baked paprikas
Three simmered gwumpkies
Two steamed pierogis
And a boiled potato topped with dillweed
The sixth Polish Cristmas dish I bring to the party
Six fried hoosecheekies
Let me guess, something in the meat family?
Actually, it's a delightful pastry with a thin flaky crust
Ohh
Five smoked kielbasas
Four baked paprikas
Three simmered gwumpkies
Two steamed pierogis
And a boiled potato topped
With dillweed
Wow Oscar, I'm gettin' kinda full, I think that's about
The seventh Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party
Seven pitted prunes
I don't like prunes!
With this food, you'll need 'em son
Oh, is that right
Uh huh
Six fried hoosecheekies
Five smoked kielbasas
Four baked paprikas
Three simmered gwumpkies
Two steamed pierogis
And a boiled potato topped with dillweed
I'm gonna burst! I couldn't eat a-
The eighth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party
Eight poppy seed cakes
Poppies, poppies, poppies
I'm feeling rather sleepy, there's no place like home
Seven pitted prunes
Six fried hooscheekies
Five smoked kielbasas
Four baked paprikas
Three simmered gwumpkis
Two steamed pierogis
And a boiled potato topped with dillweed