I've tried to be patient I've tried to be kind Can you tell me what the trouble is? Am I losin' my mind? Now I didn't ask for much Just one simple little thing Didn't ask you to part the waters I just wanted to hear you sing I gave you hats, I gave you ties I let you eat my bunnies And this is how you repay me Come on, boys, do you think that's funny? Well that was last your fantasy You're payin' for your crime But to show you what kind of guy I am I'll ask you one more time Will you or will you not sing the song?