Your Highness, I believe there is much to fear
(Really? Those Peonies are no longer here)
A much greater danger may await you now
(How's that possible?)
With permission, your Highness, I'll tell you how
(Go on)
It's my duty to inform you, and if I'm correct
To ignore this great emergency would be neglect
It's the motto of my office, "Serve and Protect"
There are those who walk among us who show no respect!
(Oh, really?)
The law must be adjusted, there are those who can't be trusted
(Oh, my goodness, tell me about these people)
A sneaky little family who do sneaky little things
Who stick their sneaky noses into matters of the king
I fear if they're not dealt with, the prospect makes me weep
A Zucchini-shaped sarcophagus is where you'll sleep!
(Really? Then know I am disgusted!)
There are those who can't be trusted!
(That doesn't sure sound like a nice family) no
Your Highness, I believe we must act with speed
(Agreed, say the word, I'll give you what you need)
A simple solution, but you must act now
(Well, how can I help?)
With permission, your Highness, I'll tell you how
(Go on)
After careful calculation, I've got just the thing
We'll send them to the dreaded Isle of Tickling
But before I can take action, we have to close the deal
And it needs the kingly imprint of your royal seal!
(I agree, they must be busted!)
There are those who can't be trusted!
That sneaky little family who do sneaky little things
Who stick their nose into matters of the king
For crimes against the kingdom, the punishment is steep
The Isle of Endless Tickling is where they'll sleep
The law is now adjusted for those who can't be trusted!
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Mordecai is busted
(There are those who can't be trusted)