And now it's time for The Blues with Larry
The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings the blues
Hey, everybody! I'm gonna lay down some blues
All sunshine and roses, no rain came my way
I said, all sunshine and roses, no rain came my way, mm-mm
My dad bought me ice cream, oh, happy, happy, happy, happy day!
I ate up that ice cream, got some on my face
That's right, right on my face
I said, I ate up that ice cream, got some on my face
Got some on the table
Oh happy, sticky, happy, sticky, happy, happy, sticky, happy place
Hey man, what you doin'?
I'm singin' the blues
Aw, man, the blues is for singin' when you feel sad
But I don't feel sad
Man, then you got no business singin' the blues
Here, lemme help you out, take this
Cool! Ice cream! Thanks
Now gimmie back that ice cream
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You took my ice cream
You took it from me
You took my ice cream
You took it away from me
Oh yeah! Now you're gettin' it, now listen up
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But I'm still not sad
I'll just have a cookie!
No, no, no, man! You almost had it c'mon, like this
You took away my ice cream
You took it away from me
My sweet creamy ice cream
I don't care 'bout no cookie, woo!
Now try it again
My cookies and ice cream, they both gone away
That's right, mm-hm, feel it
My cookies and ice cream, they both gone away
Aw, sweet man, sweet
But that don't bother me none!
I got me my freshly baked, strudel!
Wha? Strudel? Man, you can't say strudel in the blues! That don't even rhyme
Well, what about poodle? 'Cause I got a poodle
Oh, no, don't tell me you're gonna eat that poodle
No, I'm just gonna pet him
Pettin' poodles makes me happy
Sorry, man, you way too happy to sing the blues
'Allo! Would you like to polka?
Sure!
Don't got no ice cream, no cookies, no strudel
Don't got no ice cream, no cookies, no strudel
But I'm yodel-a-dee, yodel-a-dee yodel-a-dee happy-hoo!
Just here with my poodle
That's right! Oh yeah!
I'm yodel-a-dee, yodel-a-dee, yodel-a-dee happy-hoo!
Just me and my poodle
This has been The Blues with Larry
Tune in next time to-
Oh, never mind Larry's not likely to be singing the blues again any time soon