Now
I don't know if you can tell
But man, I am nervous as hell
About meeting all your friends
I really hope they like me
It's the party of the year
I can't help it I feel weird
Maybe something to calm down
Wouldn't be so bad right now
And then I barge in
Give me vodka, give me gin
Put it in a glass for me
Inject it right into my veins
Now I'm the coolest guy
Everybody ha ha ha
I am also super hot
Elect me 2020
I don't know, what should I wear
I want to show them that I care
But that I don't care that much
Making choices sucks
It's the most important night
Might change my entire life
Maybe just one little drink
Would keep me from feeling things
And I kick the door
Whiskey, whiskey! More more more
Put it in a glass for me
Or pour it right into my face
Now I'm the coolest guy
Everybody ha ha ha
I am also super hot
Elect me 2020