Pawn shop workers all think they can play Blues guitar Impress you with a signature lick I sold em some gear that now I miss Come back in a month I find that he's picking on My old Les Paul And I think I got the dough To get it back And say... Hey, long time, no see Guitar shop workers all say they can play Black Flag I see them there strumming hard Ramones t-shirt on I went in there to buy some new strings He hands me a flyer Asks me do I wanna go To his dive bar show And I think I just might Go to it And say... Hey, long time, no see No man's ever old enough to know better Young man bet you're old enough to know better Not to do it now Hey, long time, no see Hey, long time, no see (No man's ever old enough to know better) Hey, long time, no see (No man's ever old enough to know better)