When two dance flies love each other If they are heterosexual One of the dance flies fixes up something to eat Fixes up something to eat He gathers together insect's parts Like beetles and butterflies Or maybe just flower petals If his woman doesn't eat meat If his woman doesn't eat meat
Biological romance Sing it again Biological romance Romance, romance, uh ♪ When two penguins love each other If they are heterosexual The male penguins picks a pebble up off the street Picks a pebble up off the street He presents it to her like a diamond ring And off in the snow they go tobogganing And they get hungry So he gets his woman something to eat He gets his woman something to eat Biological romance Sing it again Biological romance Romance, romance, uh ♪ So there are these two frogs A frog named Jeff and the frog named Greg And they are in love! But their parents They do not approve So one day Jeff decides to turn himself into a girl frog Because frogs can do that, you know? And he turns into Margaret And Margaret and Greg get married And live happily ever after! Biological romance Sing it again Biological romance Romance, romance Biological romance One more time Biological romance