If I were a man
I'd grow a mustache
I'd make all of my
Ladies wear high heels
I would be the leader
In every dance there is
And every stubborn
Dancing queen would
Follow me
If I were a man
I could do anything
Anything that I desire
I'd be the man in
Mankind and the
Universal he
I'd never go out on a
Limb because I'd be
The tree
If I were a man
I'd be in the boys club
I would be so
Masculine
I'd conquer all the
Ladies
With force or galantry
I'd hold you in my
Arms just so that you
Could hold me
If I were a man, if I
Were a man I'd like to
Meet somebody like
Me
If I were a man
I'd speak with
Authority
I would be so eloquent
My stacked vocabulary
And my witty repartee
Would win respect
From all my peers, but
Never give me away
If I were a man
I'd be a cowboy
I'd terrify you with my
Gun
I'd be the cop in cops
And robbers
I'd be a demolition
Man
If I blew up all my
Friends I'd be king of
The land
If I were a man, if I
Were a man I'd like to
Meet somebody like
Me
If I were a man I could
Do anything
Anything that I desire
I'd be the man in
Mankind and the
Universal he
Every door that once
Was shut would open
For me
If I were a man, if I
Were a man I'd like to
Meet somebody like
Me
If I were a man, if I
Were a man I'd like to
Meet somebody like
Me
If I were a man, if I
Were a man I'd like to
Meet somebody like
Me