Don't make me waste another ambulance on you, girl The stupid shit you're always doing Is making me fucking hurl Just shut up and make yourself feel better? All you've gotta do is think It's easy, just stop throwing up In my kitchen sink You'll love yourself in no time flat What the hell do you think of that? M m m mushrooms make all the girls swoon Just 'cuz I didn't catch you this time Doesn't mean I won't assume you're lying Even if you like the boys I'll believe you're making girls your toys Just 'cuz I didn't catch you this time Oh, I'm gonna catch you this time I've gotta scratch this burning itch Tell you you're an insolent bitch It's past your bedtime, get home immediately I'll never forgive you for this How could you be so amiss? You'll never see the light of day Keep those druggies away They've led you astray Just wait until I tell your mother She'll be about as active as Krist I'm gonna leave you an enormous list Of all the reasons I'm pissed Maybe the bible will get you going Away from all the drugs you're stowing Happiness in the name of God Why is everything you do so flawed It's past your bedtime Get home! it's time for rest Just kidding, surprise drug test You've fallen so far from the nest You'll never see the light of day There's no such thing as play Get to work on your sun ray