I'm not that muscular And I can't grow a full beard I've never smoked and I won't usually Have more than 3 beers The antidote Is all around me No way to cope And that's alright with me I rarely go to parties "Inadvertently lame" Now no one wants to talk to me For lack of witty anecdotes The antidote Is all around me And that's alright with me You say things like "Lets ingest an amassment of amphetamines" And I don't even know what that means No way to cope And that's alright with me