Who's Dick Flake?
Dick Flake is a so-called "Big game fish hunter"
Who was hired by Bitsy Brandenham to catch the snakehead
Do I like saying "Dick Flake"?
Dick Flake I do
These guys are not doing it right
That's not how you get the bite
I got topwater frogs, bottomwater frogs
Plugs, buzz baits, chatter baits, jitterbugs, dingle biddies
So I ain't got time for no tackle box tickle talks
Not when there's vicious fishes in the fish game
So listen up, 'cause here's the catch
Gotta have the right tools when you meet your match
Oh, you can catch a big game
If you've got a lot of tackle
And you got a cool name (Dick Flake)
Oh, if the catching's why you came
Then you better be prepared
To beat 'em at their own game (Dick Flake)
I got topwater frogs, bottomwater frogs
Plugs, buzz baits, chatter baits, jitterbugs, dingle biddies
Got weasel paws studded with a thistle and a twig
I've got black fly wings, small, medium and big (Dick Flake)
Oh, I'm a Dick with perfect aim
And I always come prepared
To beat 'em at their own game (Dick Flake)
Better be prepared to beat 'em at their own game