I thought when you showed up an hour too early to my Party You were probably there just to help me set up I asked you to grab the balloons from the hallway I thought that you'd help but you said we should talk Today's the day that you chose to end it My mascara's not waterproof My friends will be here in 30 minutes Guess today doesn't matter to you Guess one day a year doesn't matter, matter to you, matter to you Fk you, it's my birthday Couldn't this wait till next Thursday Now I can't even enjoy my cake Cause crying makes my stomach ache Only gift that you gavе was killing the mood It's my birthday, fuck you I'm gonna look awful in all of these picturеs (Gonna look awful in all of these pictures) Gonna have to sneak into the bathroom to cry (To cry, to cry) I've spent the whole night explaining why you're missing When I should be having the time of my life But you chose tonight so Fk you, it's my birthday Couldn't this wait till next Thursday Now I can't even enjoy my cake Cause crying makes my stomach ache Only gift that you gave was killing the mood It's my birthday, fk you If I say that I'm fine that'd be a lie 365 and you had to choose tonight Why couldn't you wait Fk you, it's my birthday Couldn't this wait till next Thursday Now I can't even enjoy my cake You're killing the mood, seriously Fk you, it's my birthday (It's my birthday) Couldn't this wait till next Thursday (Till next Thursday) Now I can't even enjoy my cake Cause crying makes my stomach ache Only gift that you gave was killing the mood It's my birthday, fk you It's my birthday It's my birthday Guess one day a year doesn't matter, Matter to you Cause it's my birthday, fk you