Wrote 'em down And I told myself I'm gonna keep 'em this year Problem is I break my promises I'm not gonna see him I swear But it's getting late And we drank all the champagne I can feel it in my veins Yeah my Uber's on it's way No fun to play it safe You're supposed to celebrate I got rules I wanna break Blame this stupid holiday Every year I do this Break my New Year's resolution Every year I do this This year's going south But tonight don't count I'll say the same thing tomorrow I'll just kiss him one last time And then I'll say goodbye Said that a hundred times If I was ever gonna change I'dda done it yesterday I think changings gotta wait Cause my Uber's at his place No fun to play it safe You're supposed to celebrate I got rules I wanna break Blame this stupid holiday Every year I do this Break my New Year's resolution If I say it take my word that I'll break it January 1st And every year it's getting worse Yeah I ruin it as soon as I make it Every year I do this Break my New Year's resolution Every year I do this (Break my, break my) Every year I do this Break my New Year's resolution Every year I do this (Break my, break my)