Elmo is on fire (Woah oh oh oh!) That Muppet's gonna die! (Woah oh oh oh!) Elmo is on fire Anybody here could guess That the flames will sear his flesh Just one question for you Elmo! No! Why? How'd he ever get himself into this sick predicament? Guess it's better than severed leg or twisted ligament Do we call a firefighter? Do we call an ambulance? Getting used to all his screams They're sounding much like ambience How do we explain to the masses 'Cuz the fact is There is no Elmo adjacent, good replacement 'Cuz his face is just the basis of our program And our ratings will be lower It's a waste if we all know he's gonna die Elmo is on fire (Woah oh oh!) Those kids are gonna cry! (Woah oh oh oh!) Elmo is on fire (Woah oh oh oh!) That red fur is gonna fry! (Woah oh oh oh!)