I'm gonna sing a song I wrote Just for you, Mr. Sun Oh, that's fine You really don't have to do that Alright, well here I go then Oh boy Well, the earth is full of creatures Anyone could be your friend Gee, it sure would be a shame If all of that were just to end But I'm a schemin', dreamin', demon, moon beamin' in outer space And I'm devising the demise of the entire human race. Cuz I'm the moon! (W-w-w-what?) That's right I'm the moon! (I- I don't under- I- what?!) (Hahaha) Your days are numbered They're numbered, my friend Cuz the whole dang universe is Comin' to an end Well... how do you like my song so far? I'm afraid of you! You like it that much? Well here's some more! Gee, Mr. Sun I think that I'll miss you the most But I'm afraid that you and All the other matter will be toast Sure, all the stars might think they're hot Because they're made out of fire Well I got laser beam eyes that fry whatever I desire! I'm the moon! (Why are you like this?) That's right I'm the moon! (What does this have to do with being the moon?) Your days are numbered They're numbered, my friend Cuz the whole dang universe is Comin' to an end (Can I just say something?) Better watch out 'cuz I'm comin' for you And I'm comin' for the stars and the galaxy, too Gonna crush everything into a cosmic dust Yeah, the meaning of life is an ultimate bust (Stop it!) No more liquid, solid, gas Take a deep breath it could be your last (What the-) Why must I do this? Why?! Oh yeah! I remember why! Cuz I'm the moon! (That's not a good explanation!) That's right I'm the moon! (I think religion warned me about you!) (Hahaha) Your days are numbered They're numbered, my friend Cuz the whole dang universe is Comin' to an end (Maybe if we just-) I'm the moon! (It doesn't have to be this way!) That's right I'm the moon! Hahaha! Your days are numbered They're numbered, my friend Cuz the whole dang universe is Comin' to an end