Kevin Temmer - The Student Loans Song - Lyrics, Similar artists

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Artist: Kevin Temmer

album: The Weird Songs In My Head

Hey buddy! It's me, your student loan
I tried calling, but you wouldn't pick up the phone
I really wanted to see you
Your next payment will be due
I know you love me
Don't wanna hear you sigh or moan
You don't need life savings
When you've got a pal like me
I'll satisfy your cravings
For financial anxiety
'Cause every paycheck that you make
I'll blend into a protein shake
And slurp down every cent you've got
'Cause boy, it hits the spot!
I don't like you. How do I get rid of you?
You could call the bank and ask for some forgivness
Forgivness!
But the chances of that happening are quite mild
And if they never forgive you
I'm probably gonna outlive you
And start hangin' with your future child
Don't you know, I'll always be your bae
Gee, I'll go thank the Dean!
Hey! You're the one who signed your life away
Yeah, when I was seventeen
I couldn't comprehend my fate,
Much less define an interest rate
I wish it was up for debate,
But know it's far too late
Well, I guess I'm stuck with you
Gotta pay every stupid due
So billionaires can get more rich
And scratch their neverending itch
To throw our bodies in a ditch
Like a pile of bones!
With theire dumb student loans!
Screw student loans

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