I took myself out on a date To mull over people I hate They tell me to stick to one thing And no one likes the way I sing Am I not good enough for you? Oh God, what am I to do? Should I beg on my knees and plead? Or take myself to Pier 15 I know you won't like this song You've made it clear all along But I've never done this shit for you I'm the only one who decides what to do Is this song not quite your taste? Good, now you can know your place Let me keep this just between Myself and Pier 15