I saw the clock and I dashed for my socks
I untwisted the lock
When up up popped his little head
But it was strange cause I wasn't afraid
But I, I have to say that it was more
Than a little unnerving when he said
There'll be no moonlightning in the moonlight, children
No sightseeing in the sea
And you're best to cover up your feet soon darlings
Or best you give you toes to me
And the word got around, spreading right across town
That he wore his night gown
It was single, double, triple the ...
When the angle was right
In the soultry moonlight, he would give us a fright
And we all stood pretty motionless as he went
You'll have no more offers from the office ladies
No tip-toeing round the truth
And there'll be no smashing of your packets either
Lest I give these toes to you
Now the ending of this fable sees the youngen small and able
Duck her head under the table with her mouth all fullof chewing gum
Could you believe it
Well I guess you had to see it
Little toes stuck with adhesive
TO CATCH A
CATCH x2
TOEHIDER
Yeah the purple-y muck had him awfully stuck
And so all outta luck
Shoulders shrugged, he sat down beside her
And you know I confess
I suppose that to say
That I was suprised would be a massive understatement
When he turned to the children and spoke
Dont You worry much about your Hallux, Alex
Gone are slippers in the heat
And there'll be no more fidgetting your digits, Bridget
I see you like them more than me
So now go on with twinkling in the wet grass children
And moonlight dancing for the win
And there'll be no more toe-hiding I promise kids
But maybe I can tuck them in
So now go on with twinkling in the wet grass children
And moonlight dancing for the win
And there'll be no more toe-hiding I promise kids
But maybe I can tuck them in
So now go on with twinkling in the wet grass children
And moonlight dancing for the win
And there'll be no more toe-hiding I promise kids
But maybe I can tuck them in
So now go ... (turns off)