Could not have been any more of a disaster I didn't know he was such a good actor And she, too, kept a lid on How could they both just spit on 18 years? And as for you, well I just don't know what to tell you I cannot look at your face, ah hell You have got to be fucking kidding This whole fucking thing is bringing me to tears You could have any boy you like It's not like you never had a choice And I couldn't tell you if I tried It's bad enough to find out this late But to think we did is to much to take 'Cause you're not the girl you said you were And I'm not the man I think I am Scrub the skin and wash the taste Of your mother's sin and my father's mistake 'Cause you're not the girl you said you were And I'm not the man I think I am To think about it makes me sick to my stomach I cannot sleep, I can't believe that I've done it All because of these two cheaters She'll deny it but don't believe that he's your Dad And as for you, well I just don't know how to play it It's too hard, wish I could just come out and say it But where do I begin with all of this? You could have picked another guy It's not like you even have to try And now it's much more than just goodbye It's bad enough to find out this late But to think we did is to much to take Coz you're not the girl you said you were And I'm not the man I think I am Scrub the skin and wash the taste Of your mother's sin and my father's mistake 'Cause you're not the girl you said you were And I'm not the man I think I am So when it was open, I went to his office And found all those letters that he got from your Mum "I think that the baby's yours, if you know what's good for you, you won't tell a soul!" So I guess Mum's the word It's bad enough to find out this late But to think we did is to much to take 'Cause you're not the girl you said you were And I'm not the man I think I am Scrub the skin and wash the taste Of your mother's sin and my father's mistake 'Cause you're not the girl you said you were And I'm not the man I think I am