You've got green eyes, I'm envious No, I'm jealous and what's more Chinese slippers on your feet Propped up against the door You arrange your hair Say this is not fair Black stockings for Chelsea Everything's upside down now But I'm trying to piece it together Pink dressing gown rolled up sleeves You won't ever change You're looking at me There's not a lot to see Long legs short memory Black stockings for Chelsea Long legs short memory Black stockings for Chelsea Paint your face in the mirror Black stockings run up to here Tongue in cheek, sarcastic Maybe next year You're looking at me There's not a lot to see