I'll still be here holding down the fort When the odd/even parking starts. When the plows and The salt trucks go on call. When the sun gets evicted Every day around six Like it can't pay the rent like me Or it just can't stay in this city 'Cause it saw us in August, The way we spent all of our time and our money and it just got embarrassing. Or maybe it just moved someplace warmer And a little less bitter Like California. I hear it's nice there. So, can I crash on your couch When I come out to find that absent, fiery turncoat bastard? It owes me a lot for the damages Of five months every year Starved of serotonin, Left alone to freeze. If the sun pays up I'm buying plane tickets home From San Diego, Minnesota and Taijong. I'll meet you at the airport with my brother when you land, And I swear to god I'm buying Rick a minivan Then we'll break into Caroline With a case of dollar twenty-twos And a stereo With a mixtape of the songs that we'll all know till we die. When's the last time we did that? I know we're getting older, Getting married, Living continents apart, But this graffiti ridden basement Doesn't care how old we are. We all know goddamn well It was a pretty bad band name But to hell if it's not still true. My Kindred Spirits forever All of you.