It's all a mystery to me How did you ever make it onto TV? You must suck a mean dick but you're not even funny And now you've got your own show With the people paid to laugh at your jokes The whole time I wonder just how many people did you blow You fucking jerk Hate your smile Hate your face Hate your guts But most of all Hate your smile Hate your face Hate your guts But most of all, Bob Saget I hate you Whenever I see your face I think that you're a fucking disgrace Like to grab you by the throat but I know it's not my place I want to, I want to And nog you're living life too comfortable Just the thought of you makes my skin crawl How does it feel to know that everyone thinks that you're an asshole? You fuckin jerk Hate your smile Hate your face Hate your guts But most of all Hate your smile Hate your face Hate your guts But most of all Bob Saget I hate you Bob Saget I hate you Bob Saget I hate you Bob Saget I hate you Bob Saget I hate you Bob Saget I hate you Bob Saget I hate you Bob Saget I hate you Bob Saget I hate YOU