I'm not a singer, I just talk in a funny way To make you want to listen, to what I have to say I belt and speak behind melody in hopes you'd think I'm cool But by the looks I'd say that I'm the fool And I'm not a genie so I'll just use words in a strange technique I was born to push a broom but not to sweep you off your feet I jump around for the crowd to keep you entertained Behind the curtains I'm just playing I'm too young to be feeling old All that glistens isn't gold but I don't glisten, I don't even glow Way too young to be feeling old And all that glistens isn't gold But I don't glisten, I don't even glow