Welcome to the station, so here's the situation Let me tell you how it all goes down The girl you've been about, ya come to find out That she's the biggest ho around Can we take it to the bridge And skip the part about the fridge Where she keeps her cold heart By a stale Pop-Tart And all the brothers that she fucked Are getting piled in a truck And with a little luck You can get your feet back on the ground Why do I get it, then regret it When I let it, I let it get the best of me It's killin' me, I'm the epitome Of every bit of me, so I'm better off alone You got a shitty boyfriend who only answers people With the words from an Everlast song You got screwed in the end When he said you're just a friend And you wonder what you're doin' wrong Workin' seven in the mornin' at the coffee shop Pourin' out your caffeinated heart, please don't let me start 'Cause he's at home on the couch, readin' porno like a slouch In your really fresh house on Hollywood Boulevard Why do I get it, then regret it When I let it, I let it get the best of me It's killin' me, I'm the epitome Of every bit of me, so I'm better off alone You gotta swallow your pride before you swallow that drink Then you follow the lines on the floor to the sink Where you climb down the drain And you sit and you think about everything that went wrong Why do I get it, then regret it When I let it, I let it get the best of me It's killin' me, I'm the epitome Of every bit of me, so I'm better off alone Why do I get it, then regret it When I let it, I let it get the best of me It's killin' me, I'm the epitome Of every bit of me, so I'm better off alone