You always knew a way
To find my good half
And I knew just the way
To make you cry
But I ain't giving nothing
To the girls in Hollywood
I've got a picture of my princess
In her red dress
And goddamn she's looking good
And they'll be dancing in the aisles
When we're standing face to face
Get a hotel room on our honeymoon
In some mighty fancy place
And you'll be pretty as a princess
And I've made up my mind
And I'll open up your car door every time
As long as you can reach over and unlock mine
I'll see you just in time
To break the scene
I'll rent a linen suit and a limousine
Babe, I beg your pardon for this ordinary place
I got money for the matinée
Of strangers and a million actors faces
And they'll be dancing in the aisles
When we're standing face to face
Get a hotel room on our honeymoon
In some mighty fancy place
You'll be as pretty as a prom date
When you take all my blues
And I won't mind all that goddamn makeup
If you wear your dancing shoes
I love the way your bosom
Makes for an envious blouse
You're gonna tie your sunday dresses in a rope
And you crawl down the house just to meet me
Pretty girls are made for pretty pictures
And witches are the women on the strip
But baby, you were cut from cashmere
And I'll be lying here
Beneath these sheets and deep asleep, my baby
With my hands tangled in your hair
And they'll be dancing in the aisles
When we're standing face to face
Get a hotel room on our honeymoon
In some mighty fancy place
You'll be pretty as a princess
And it's easy to see
If you don't steal all the damn covers
You're gonna be alright with me