Well there's a whole bunch of ice In the torlet There's not usually ice in there This is a rare situation for me 'Cause it's not the water freezing inside We're talking fridge-formed cubes of varying size It's a mystery When the toilet is behaving unpredictability Could this be real? I always wanted a mystery I'm gonna put on my shoes and start looking for clues Was it you? Your hands are looking red and cold Did you put all that ice in my toilet bowl? We'll never know This was the greatest day of my life This was the greatest day of my life This was the greatest day ♪ Well there's a whole bunch of torlets In the ice This is twice the perplexity The first thing had plausibility 'Cause that was way less of a fever dream Than little figurines in the ice machine Know what I mean? I am in a crisis How can it be like this? I just wanna go piss I just want some ice chips Why're they switching places? (Places, places, places, places, places) (Places, places, places, places)