Please don't pass me the joint Don't pass me the blunt I'm about to freak out I'm not gonna front I don't really smoke much I just did a puff I just did a puff And I'm already Crispy, sizzling in butter and garlic Lethargic, a large part of brain matter hardly My heartbeat, distortion A portion of motion Could qualify for Texas abortion Moreso, Mario Controller in my hand I understand he's not a man He's pixels from Japan, but damn Can he feel it when we fall from the cliff? In the pit? In a little shitty 8-bit existence? Like I said before I cannot smoke anymore Sorry if I harshed your buzz Please tell Mario I'm sorry Sorry Please don't pass me the joint Don't pass me the dank I'm about to freak out Sorry I can't hang Sorry I can't hang I'm legit insane Gotta stay in this lane 'Cause I'm already Crispy, little bitty Ritz on my skeleton Twisting like a relatin, mouth like a pelican Breathing manual Gravity's a handful Someone changed a chair, I think I hear a banjo Please don't pass me the loud Don't think I'm allowed Oh, the gods up above Have denied me this round All around, I am your worst friend I'm your worst friend Now I'm Australian Oh no Someone call me an Uber! An Uber! An Uber car!