Why does everything gotta be so God dang difficult? Huh? Why? Scraping dried egg off the God dang pan And replacing the liner in the garbage can And handling the scoops of kitty litter Scrubbing little poops off your own dang shitter Remembering to buy new things for the Swiffer Trying hard to like IPAs, but they're bitter Getting the plug in the God dang plug hole Getting the plug in the God dang plug hole! Everybody in the world has everything figured out Except for you Go, go You don't even know, know How to neatly fold, fold Something smells like mold, mold Food has gotten older Past the likelihood of saving that container I'm insane because I thought that I just Scrubbed those fucking dishes Why does everything gotta be so God dang difficult? Huh?