Momma, put the kettle on, won't you make it hot?
Papa grab your gun, let's shoot the lot
Silly Billy won't you do something for me?
Join me on an everlong killing spree
Wednesday won't you turn that music nice and loud?
Slap up the bass, so we don't hear the shouts
Welcome to the neighbourhood, no light on our street
The walls are painted with the blood that you bleed
Welcome to the neighbourhood, ring on our bell
Enter into our personal hell
Welcome to the neighbourhood, ain't we so sweet?
The roads are paved with horror scenes
Welcome to the neighbourhood, nobody's home
They all live under tombstones
White picket fences, such suburbian fun
Our uncle Larry has a toolshed of guns
Step into our house, we'll all have some tea
The soundtrack to our lives is a thousand screams
Our family is a bunch of no good punks
Slam on the door if you're looking for fun
Fester won't you go and sharpen that axe
Don't forget to burn the guests with the wax
Welcome to the neighbourhood, no light on our street
The walls are painted with the blood that you bleed
Welcome to the neighbourhood, ring on our bell
Enter into our personal hell
Welcome to the neighbourhood, ain't we so sweet
The roads are paved with horror scenes
Welcome to the neighbourhood, nobody's home
They all live under tombstones
Gotta get it off my chest
I gotta confess
I got bodies dancing in my basement
Imma go go go, daddy killer
Welcome to the neighbourhood, no light on our street
Our walls are painted with the blood that you bleed
Welcome to the neighbourhood nobody's home
They all live under tombstones