Why won't any women fuck me? Why won't any bitches suck my dick? Why don't any women love me? They all treat me like a piece of shit I only shower once a week I do not floss or brush my teeth But the problem is women, not me Why won't any women fuck me? Why won't any bitches suck my dick? Why don't any women love me? They all treat me like a piece of shit Apparently now it's a sin To say women belong in the kitchen Well, cooking is for women, not me I'm too much of a nice guy I'm the nicest guy around If I was more of an alpha Then these bitches would let me pound If you're feeling emotions Well that must mean that you're a simp 'Cause feelings are for women, not me Why won't any women fuck me? Why won't any bitches suck my dick? Why don't any women love me? They all treat me like a piece of shit Well, if these girls don't think I'm cool Then I'll just go shoot up a school And prove the problem is women The problem is women I said, the problem is women, not me