Your eyes are all wet now You know that I'm lying I swear I was only protecting your heart But there are some reasons And also some pictures Which if you saw they would rip you apart And I won't watch you cry Goodbye, I'm an asshole I'm almost a tall guy And fairly good looking So people they trust me but sometimes they're wrong I have often wondered Which one was the taller My old alexander or kubla khan And would they watch you cry Goodbye, I'm an asshole I was a pig And never no good Now you can see through the streams in your eyes every nickel is wood Your lines are all fading Your model's all last year I am still a young man and I need a new car Your friends will all hate me But I know I'm smarter I'm in love with a fan and she thinks I'm a star And she will never So I won't ever I won't watch you cry Goodbye I won't watch you cry Goodbye, I'm an asshole