Chillin' in a bar with your mates
And you crack a little joke, it don't go down great
But then your friend replies with a line that gets the gang crackin' up
And you're left bereft
Well, here's a way to ride out the vibe, and still look super-chill and stuff
Whisper under your breath
I set you up for that one
No, I'm not claiming your laugh, I just want writer's credit for my half
I set you up for that one, Geoff
That hearty chuckle you got was only possible because of what I said before
In many ways, I should get full credit
I guess in many ways, technically, I said it
Let's all sign this contract which I've printed
Which states this bit of fun we just experienced
Should be exclusively and legally attributed to me
I want it publicly on record that I am the fun one here
Post a funny video online about stealing people's jokes
You know the song's a vibe
But then you see that someone's reply has blown off the proverbial roof
Over three-hundred likes
But you know that they're living a lie
It's time that you expose the truth
So you @ them like
I set you up for that one, you think you said it yourself?
I mean, yes, technically you did, but if you really think
You'll see it was made possible by someone else (me)
I set you up for that one SexyGoblin69
Okay, your username is funny, but I draw the line
Riffing on a joke without invitation
You're edging pretty close to plagiarism
Did you know they beat up criminals in prison
Who claim a joke is theirs when it isn't?
I didn't wanna have to do this, but you're leaving me no choice
I'll delete my whole channel before a fragment of it becomes yours
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What have I become?