I've invented The opposite of fingerless gloves For when you wanna keep your fingers Warm and toasty But you still wanna keep your palms exposed A tiny little hat for every finger Incredibly fiddly and hard to put on But just because it's cold shouldn't mean I can't high-five my buddies With a satisfying slap sound (Yes!) I've invented An additional challenge For accessing your smartphone I've invented A glove for a burglar who really wants his palm read The market ain't ready for my fingerful gloves The FTSE's through the roof And my handsies are lovin' it The market ain't ready for my fingerful gloves The FTSE's through the roof And my handsies are lovin' it