And even when I'm goin' I'm thinking of pee If I ever stopped peeing I think that I would scream That's pretty good You never heard my "I'm Peeing" song? No, you've got an "I'm Peeing" song? Yeah dude, it's one of my favorites Well you never let anyone get near you when you pee Because you're such a pee-shy gentleman (That's true) So how would I ever know such treasures? Well, it goes, it goes- And I'm peeing, and I'm peeing And I'm peeing, and I'm peeing And it feels good, feels good And I'm peeing, and I'm peeing And I'm peeing, and I'm peeing And it feels good, feels good And even when I'm sleeping, I'm thinking of pee If I ever stop peeing I think that I would scream And I'm peeing, and I'm peeing And I'm peeing, and I'm peeing And it feels good, feels good And I'm peeing pe-e-e, and I'm peeing pe-e-e And I'm peeing, and I'm peeing And it feels good And I'm peeing pe-e-e, and I'm peeing pe-e-e And I'm peeing, and I'm peeing And it feels good And even when I'm sleeping, I'm thinking of pee If I ever stop peeing I think that I would scream And I'm peeing, and I'm peeing And I'm peeing, and I'm peeing And it feels good, feels good That's my "I'm Peeing" song It's really good dude