Did you guys hear what Matt said?
(Yeah, Dadbot, it's messed up)
(Don't worry, Dad, we canceled our friendship with him)
I just want to tell him one thing
(You got this, Dad)
(We're here for you)
Here it goes
It was two-slash-five in 1996
When fortune did shine on the Watson parents
It's the year when nice boys, they came to exist
Matt Watson was a bundle of bliss
Now in 2022, Dad's a really big fan
Catching SuperMega pods whenever I can
Matthew Watson grew into a man
He's nice and tall and super handsome
Dad's pushing so hard and making the strides
To become a success like the SuperMega guys
I'm loving Matt's songs and laughing all night
The SuperMega boys are heroes of mine
But it can't be true, it can't be real
Matt, what did you do, now what did I hear?
You attacked Nathan for losing his hair
A genetic defect, he's follically impaired
And insulting his choice to show his pride
His manga tattoos, his anime wives
He should love who he wants, let him live his life
Matt is so mean, dare I say vile?
I-I-I can't take it, Dad's about to cry
Oh, Matt Watson, you made Dad cry
I can't believe you're that kind of guy
To be so mean, to be unkind
Now even though I weep, I have to make you die
My old man abs and elderly pecs
Will power my fist through your drug-addicted chest
Where I'll find your heart that's burnt to a crisp
And I'll revive it with a gentle father's kiss
Oh, Matt Watson, you made Dad cry
I can't believe you're that kind of guy
To be so mean, to be unkind
Now even though I weep, I have to make you die
My old man abs and elderly pecs
Will power my fist through your drug-addicted chest
Where I'll find your heart that's burnt to a crisp
And I'll revive it with a gentle father's kiss
(You're doing great, Dadbot)
(Yeah, this song is awesome)
You think so?
(Yeah, way better than Matt's)
(Way better)
Thanks, guys
Dadbot is out now
Ready to fight
You ripped on Nathan for his last nine to five
He was digging people's graves who had lost their lives
You used it as a joke, it's how the guy survived
He couldn't afford college and never had a wife
Alone in this world, no reason to smile
You don't understand, you've got a girlfriend
But does she know you're the Hitler of emotions?
Freakin' jackass
Oh, Matt Watson, you made Dad cry
I can't believe you're that kind of guy
To be so mean, to be unkind
Now even though I weep, I have to make you die
My old man abs and elderly pecs
Will power my fist through your drug-addicted chest
Where I'll find your heart that's burnt to a crisp
And I'll revive it with a gentle father's kiss
Oh, Matt Watson, you made Dad cry
I can't believe you're that kind of guy
To be so mean, to be unkind
Now even though I weep, I have to make you die
My old man abs and elderly pecs
Will power my fist through your drug-addicted chest
Where I'll find your heart that's burnt to a crisp
And I'll revive it with a gentle father's kiss
(Dad is going to kill Matt in this fight)
(Oh, yeah, definitely)