7 a.m, start my day I eat my oatmeal, I like it plain I head to work the fastest way Drive the van or take the train Daydream of the older days Days spent under Kepler rays Represent 22B The land where no one can stop me (ha!) Dad simply can't be stopped His body is infinite and always bringing it Dad simply can't be stopped Now move that dad bod like a dance god Dad simply can't be stopped The king of YouTube, watch out PewPew Dad simply can't be stopped Now praise True Value, I feel brand new in you Dad simply can't be stopped His body is infinite and always bringing it Dad simply can't be stopped Now move that dad bod like a dance god Dad simply can't be stopped The king of YouTube, watch out PewPew Dad simply can't be stopped Now praise True Value, I feel brand new in you Dad simply loves to move Drive Daughter to electric zoo Drop her off then Dad sneaks in The beat takes over and body begins I'm cutting shapes, two-stepping They take their phones and start gramming Now Daughter sees, she's horrified 1 billion views, Dad's moves online Dad simply can't be stopped His body is infinite and always bringing it Dad simply can't be stopped Now move that dad bod like a dance god Dad simply can't be stopped The king of YouTube, watch out PewPew Dad simply can't be stopped Now praise True Value, I feel brand new in you Dad simply can't be stopped His body is infinite and always bringing it Dad simply can't be stopped Now move that dad bod like a dance god Dad simply can't be stopped The king of YouTube, watch out PewPew Dad simply can't be stopped Now praise True Value, I feel brand new in you (You still don't get it, do you?) Can't be stopped (He absolutely will not stop) Dad's takin' this world (Ever! That's what he does!) Dad forever (That's all he does! You can't stop him!) Now go to your room