7 a.m, start my day
I eat my oatmeal, I like it plain
I head to work the fastest way
Drive the van or take the train
Daydream of the older days
Days spent under Kepler rays
Represent 22B
The land where no one can stop me (ha!)
Dad simply can't be stopped
His body is infinite and always bringing it
Dad simply can't be stopped
Now move that dad bod like a dance god
Dad simply can't be stopped
The king of YouTube, watch out PewPew
Dad simply can't be stopped
Now praise True Value, I feel brand new in you
Dad simply can't be stopped
His body is infinite and always bringing it
Dad simply can't be stopped
Now move that dad bod like a dance god
Dad simply can't be stopped
The king of YouTube, watch out PewPew
Dad simply can't be stopped
Now praise True Value, I feel brand new in you
Dad simply loves to move
Drive Daughter to electric zoo
Drop her off then Dad sneaks in
The beat takes over and body begins
I'm cutting shapes, two-stepping
They take their phones and start gramming
Now Daughter sees, she's horrified
1 billion views, Dad's moves online
Dad simply can't be stopped
His body is infinite and always bringing it
Dad simply can't be stopped
Now move that dad bod like a dance god
Dad simply can't be stopped
The king of YouTube, watch out PewPew
Dad simply can't be stopped
Now praise True Value, I feel brand new in you
Dad simply can't be stopped
His body is infinite and always bringing it
Dad simply can't be stopped
Now move that dad bod like a dance god
Dad simply can't be stopped
The king of YouTube, watch out PewPew
Dad simply can't be stopped
Now praise True Value, I feel brand new in you
(You still don't get it, do you?)
Can't be stopped
(He absolutely will not stop)
Dad's takin' this world
(Ever! That's what he does!)
Dad forever
(That's all he does! You can't stop him!)
Now go to your room