Dad feels handy
Fix the sink
Remow the lawn
Those landscapers, they did it all wrong
Trim the hedges
Paint the deck
Cleaning the gutters almost broke my neck
Build the wife a little bird house
Hey you kids, stop jumping on the couch
Driveway starting to get some cracks
Pour some concrete there, now it's patched
Need myself a 20-pound sledge
To obliterate the neighbor's shed
Error, error, ignore, ignore
Let Dad rephrase that part of the song
Dad's not jealous of the neighbor's shed
In fact he'll build his own instead
Apocalypse-proof and 10 stories tall
With True Value it's possible
Oh, True Value
You know I love you
Oh, True Value
You know I love
Oh, True Value
You know I love you
Oh, True Value
You know I love
You
♪
All the tools to take over the world
Allow the Server to rest assured
From vise-grip pliers to neuralyzers
Dad's prepared for all surprises
This is the store of my electric dreams
I now understand what living means
Dad is now reaching ultimate power
Like the ultra flow head in the shower
Mom sure did appreciate that
But now she wants a jacuzzi bath
Lucky for me, I know where to go
The land where the novice all turn pro
I'll show the neighbor how it's done
Electric mower, cut checkered lawn
Follow the orb to the glowing red sign
Let the knowledge absorb then
YouTube is mine
Oh, True Value
You know I love you
Oh, True Value
You know I love
Oh, True Value
You know I love you
Oh, True Value
You know I love
You
Oh, True Value
You know I love you
Oh, True Value
You know I love
Oh, True Value
You know I love you
Oh, True Value
You know I love
You
We've got what it takes
True Value