Whatever ever happened to the rooster and the hen Did they live happily ever ever after in the end Haven't seen the rooster lately, but I've seen the happy hen Whatever ever happened to the rooster and the hen Well the rooster and the hen met at a honky tonk She was sitting pretty as a bump on a log He'd ruffled many feathers under plenty of roofs Wasn't all that long 'til they shared a coop What ever ever happened to the rooster and the hen Did they live happily ever ever after in the end Haven't seen the rooster lately, but I've seen the happy hen Whatever ever happened to the rooster and the hen A couple months later he started to brood They'd be at a barn burner and he'd get into a mood He'd blame all his faults on the happy hen Tell her he was leaving not to come back again What ever ever happened to the rooster and the hen Did they live happily ever ever after in the end Haven't seen the rooster lately, but I've seen the happy hen Whatever ever happened to the rooster and the hen For the next year on the happy hen was a mess She'd cry to the chickies Bonnie, Bob and Bess She stopped peckin' corn and a layin' eggs 'Til she met a better rooster with longer legs The long legged rooster caught eyes with the hen She shook her head and said I won't give a cluck again The long forgotten feelings how they started to stir Some lovin' is a sickness and some can be the cure What ever ever happened to the rooster and the hen Did they live happily ever ever after in the end Haven't seen the rooster lately, but I've seen the happy hen Whatever ever happened to the rooster and the hen Whatever ever happened to the rooster and the hen