SIMONE Simone! Will you sleep with my friend he's alone Got some money got no family plans He's got the mojo and chastity pants And a blister pack full of romance Wicked words in perfect fluctuation They tell me nothing really matters anymore now And if I do, or if I don't, it's all temporary Anyway, In other words, I really don't know what to say I guess it would be nice if we were lovers On the way to matrimony Hold my hand, Pretend I'm the fisherman's bend On your travelling shoes Simone! Will you sleep with my friend he's alone Got some money, got no family plans If you see him again Will you tell him As long as you're Broke that you Get what you Pay for Oh God it's really not my intention To make you Believe in me In this world of interventions I never thought I would boil down to the core Of everything I wanted to hide from you The truth is that I'm scared of everything I sense as real And have you noticed that I'm nervous? That's because Ironic distance Only works for those Who bleed the most Now the joke is on me So tell me what you think of your boyfriend Is he the kind of boy that you Want to be alone with As the emptiness haunts your perfect little masquerade What is the matter Simone, Don't you like the attention? Pulling off the veil of vanity Won't scare him Away It's all downhill from here Simone! Will you sleep with my friend he's alone Got some money, got no family plans He's got the mojo and chasity pants And now he's looking for some love and romance In a mutal Beneficial Kind of way But nothing seems to make you get off, Simone Let's try another way Simone!