I named my pager Isn't that cute? You should too! So what's your pagers name? I'm waiting! People give me a hard time 'cos I have a wooden arse That's why there's only sandpaper in the bathroom So just get over it ok! I've got free vacation And cable TV I'm not a star baby I'm a trip Can you dig me? I like coffee I feel tired I got a dukes of hazard tattoo And it's not even on the frickin' tv anymore My friend doris says I should go to church more So i told her go to hell... ok Just go to hell I'm simple but im complicated It was daddy's idea to show morse code on walkie talkies We're rich now