He held a job at the Buckeye Creamery Toolmaster of Brainerd He had a way with the old Machinery Toolmaster of Brainerd But on the day when the Shutdown came All his old girlfriends looked the Same He rumbled down for a change of Scenery Hello, Toolmaster of Brainerd Inside his case was a Gibson Disaster Toolmaster of Brainerd He played guitar like a master But faster Toolmaster of Brainerd He came to town on a charter bus Too young and sweet to be Hustling us He played guitar like a natural Disaster Play on, Toolmaster of Brainerd A letter came from the Buckeye Creamery It said, "Mr. Master of Brainerd We're going to start up the old Machinery Mr. Master of Brainerd" Then all this old girlfriends lined Up in the sky And told him to kiss the Twin Towns goodbye He rumbled up north for a change of scenery Goodbye, Toolmaster of Brainerd