It's a Friday night
I'm alone at home
Drinking vino and
Playing Nintendo
Money is tight
You've spent it all
My friends were right
After all
It's half past four
You're still not home
Playing your game and
Looking so lame
Jeans too tight
Can't get it right
Starting fight
You're SUCH a loser!
♪
I wake up to a bail out call
Dress to kill in shorts and T-shirt
One more pint and
Off you go
Starting yet
Another fight
It's once too often with
All this paperwork
Cops are looking like
They might eat me
Not that bright
You've done it again
Hands tied up
You're SUCH a loser!
♪
Who's this bitch
She's on my bed
Drinking my V
Smoking my weed
No more tears left
Not your lucky day
It was always
Gonna be this way
Hiding sorrows
Behind beer goggles
Empty hearts like
Empty bottles
Such a joke
You're high on coke
Always broke
You're SUCH a loser!
♪
It's all over
I don't want you
All your flaws are
Slowing me down
I don't need you to
Keep repeating
It's so clear
You're SUCH a loser!
Please go now
Leave your keys behind
Go fuck a chick
Who digs your dick
I've had enough
Don't wanna be tough so
Please piss off you're SUCH a loser!