I woke with an apprehensive feeling
A fear that soon this world will end
We exist on a recourse that's depleting
And these fags and dykes are marching hand in hand
All these signs are pointing towards the end
And so I asked some God if he would help
He said he would, if I sacrificed a lamb
But I'm a vegan, so I can't do that, that, that
So I drink drink drink in the morning
And I'm drunk drunk drunk through the night
Just to feel, feel, feel some relief
From this real, real, real, real Life
I can't help myself this excess is all I need
I'm going to pour myself a drink
Why don't you join me
The sun, it feels as hot as fire
Still winter is nowhere near its end
I watch my neighbor get off to porn online
While I chat via web cam with some friend
My debt increases by the day
Just like this rash that's spread all down my leg
They say it's stress, and gave me pills to take
But still these pills don't take away the pain, pain, pain
So I drink drink drink on my lunch break
And I'm drunk drunk drunk through the night
Just to feel, feel, feel some relief
From this real, real, real, real Life
I can't help myself this excess is all I need
I'm going to pour myself a drink
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