I woke with an apprehensive feeling A fear that soon this world will end We exist on a recourse that's depleting And these fags and dykes are marching hand in hand All these signs are pointing towards the end And so I asked some God if he would help He said he would, if I sacrificed a lamb But I'm a vegan, so I can't do that, that, that So I drink drink drink in the morning And I'm drunk drunk drunk through the night Just to feel, feel, feel some relief From this real, real, real, real Life I can't help myself this excess is all I need I'm going to pour myself a drink Why don't you join me The sun, it feels as hot as fire Still winter is nowhere near its end I watch my neighbor get off to porn online While I chat via web cam with some friend My debt increases by the day Just like this rash that's spread all down my leg They say it's stress, and gave me pills to take But still these pills don't take away the pain, pain, pain So I drink drink drink on my lunch break And I'm drunk drunk drunk through the night Just to feel, feel, feel some relief From this real, real, real, real Life I can't help myself this excess is all I need I'm going to pour myself a drink La la la la la la la la la la la la