I've got ten billion dollars and nothing to do I own Central Park and California too Chicago and Buffalo are my states And I forgot to mention the five great lakes So if I were you baby, I'd love me You'll have maids and butlers A big trust fund A hundred caret ring that weights a ton A yacht, airoplane, and nine special cooks A thousand dresses, all new looks So if I were you baby, I'd love me Hard times and blues I don't know what they are My trouble is spending money and eating caviar I don't pay income tax because that's chicken feed When the men run short I ask them what they need I am the worlds greatest lover that you've ever known I'm better than Clark Cable or that guy Tyrone You'll never find a guy like me as long as you live 'Cause when I give I really give So if I were you baby, I'd love me