The master of deception woke the Devil, and then set him free She turned from an ocean to an ogre, and selected me Now, I can't help but stay away When you're so damn evil I don't care at all Assuming that it's mother nature's fault It's funny how a part of me ceases to be I've waited all summer, just to see her leave (Mother nature!) She hated my lyrics, so I lied, and said I threw 'em out The only one who knows this is me, but now the record's out Now, I can't help but paint a perfect picture With a double-A rhyme scheme I don't care at all Assuming that it's mother nature's fault A sentimental part of me ceases to be I've waited all winter, just to see her breathe Show me your best kept secrets, and I'll never ever tell Ooh, ooh All your friends that you know well Ooh, ooh ♪ You let me down Down I'll never listen to another heartfelt love song 'Cause this time of month, it's a drag; you know they're dead wrong Now, I can only comprehend the half of what I hear 'Cause you know we're all doomed I don't care at all Assuming that it's mother nature's fault It's funny how a part of me ceases to be I've waited all winter, just to see her breathe I've waited all winter, just to see her breathe I've waited all winter, just to see her breathe I've waited all winter, just to see her breathe