Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ I'm sick of hearing that you failed to reach your quota I should give your job to a canine Sick 'em Rover Go stand in the back room And think about what you do And how those dos affect my mood I'm losing my patience Steven Why's my coffee cold? ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh I wish that you were more like Jason He never blinks and never leaves his station Steven Why's my bagel old? You've got much to learn