He buys me movies and I am the star He sends me to work in a black shiny car The girls in the chorus are jealous as hell But I find it pays when you kiss and you tell So I jetset around from one place to another With lots of young geezers he thinks are my brothers Britt's got her toy boys but I don't care 'Cos I'm going out with an 80 year old millionaire The friends I once knew are a thing of the past I can't stop to talk 'cos I'm moving too fast I go to the shops with a chauffeur sometimes He waits in the car 'cos it saves on the fines Well you might think that when he's so rich that seems funny But he got that way 'cos he's careful with money Zsa zsa's quite gaga but I don't care 'Cos I'm going out with an 80 year old millionaire He won't last much longer if he keeps drinking gin I filled up the bottle that's marked medicine He says that he'll leave all his empire to me And sitting on top is the best place to be So don't get impatient now boys you must wait We'll all have such fun when I own the estate Britt's got her toy boys but I don't care 'Cos I'm going out with an 80 year old millionaire Reporters all ask me if I'd ever switch But I'd never leave him 'cos he's far too rich You might want to punch me but you won't dare 'Cos I'm going out with an 80 year old millionaire There's just one thing better than an old millionaire That's a young millionairess and I'm almost there!