You call this a party?
You? re lacking piñatas and compelling conversation.
Did I think that this would work while you carry
Drinks in pockets like a gunslinger?
But my standards are down baby and you're cute as a
Bee.
If we keep on trying we can make this happen.
Where the hell is your friend when I need her?
I know who you are.
You? re my wasted years staring back at me.
I hate to break it to you.
I? m not the kind of guy your mother warned you about.
You? re better than this,
And you're wishing I was the type to wake up in the
Morning with my head in my hands.
You call this a party?
You? re seasoned and I? m shy.
We? ll fix that another time.
My blood is clean and I? m of age yet I? m hiding from
The goddamn police.
Are we having fun yet baby?
Looks like you've shown some good times.
Go ahead and say you love me; you don't have to mean
It.
Wouldn? t want that on my mind.
You know who I am?
I? m your wasted years staring back at you.
I? m not the kind of guy your mother warned you about.
YouÂ? re better than this,
And you're wishing I was the type to wake up in the
Morning with my head in my hands.
I? ve got some news for you,
I? ve got it bad.
I? m not proving anyone right tonight.
Don't you dare touch me.
I don't know just where you've been.
And things were going so well.
I hate to break it to you,
I? m not the kind of guy your mother warned you about.
You? re better than this,
And you're wishing I was the type to wake up in the
Morning with my head in my hands.