Snow in the winter Mud in the spring Who's gonna be your lady Who's gonna ride passenger side Who's gonna call you baby? Ah, One in the summer Two in the fall Three on a desert island Little too old and a little too cold Last one wearing a diamond Oh it's dirt in the winter Dirt in the spring and who's gonna be your honey Who's gonna wear your diamond ring Who's gonna spend your money Well I don't wanna be your diamond girl now I don't wanna be your lady I don't wanna ride passenger side I don't wanna call you baby Snow in the winter Mud in the spring And I don't wanna wear your diamond ring I don't wanna spend your money I don't wanna call you honey