We woke up today to find That all of us were out of time The president got on the line Apologizing, but resigned Heads were hung, and tears were shed Facing all but certain death But some of us decided our last breath Wouldn't exit as a gasp Pass that wine, and cheers my friend! Congrats, we've made it to the end So glad despite our fate below the bomb, we go on and on and on So here's a toast, raise glasses high Just one more cheer for you and I in our last hour before we die Oh my, let's get plastered one more time Life's just a tale of death The End is where all the best parts start We'll send a message on not hard to comprehend: We never felt our last night end